Self-proclaimed nickname of teenager Budrick “Bud” Franklin Bundy from the sitcom MARRIED WITH…CHILDREN/FOX/1987-97.
To impress women in hopes of getting a date, Bud Bundy transformed himself into a rapping streetwise persona called “Grand Master B.” Bud’s sister, Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate), however, called him Grand Master Virgin, considering Bud’s not so illustrious career with the opposite sex.
“Hello, this is Bud Bundy, also known as Grand Master Virgin. You must have dialed the wrong number because no one ever calls me on purpose. But if you leave your name and number I’ll call you back as soon as I finish putting the negligee on my doll. Please hold. PLEASE!” (Message Kelly Bundy placed on Bud’s answering machine)
Bud family’s has also called him: “Ghost Buster B; Cross Dresser B; Grand Pappy B; Butt Wagger B; Scum Sucker B; Grand Marshal B; Bed Wetter B; Court Jester B; Gas Passer; Grand Bastard; as well as Spud and Toad Boy.
It’s A Lonely Life for Grand Master B (episode “If I Had A Hammer”)
He came from the streets where everyone’s meat.
Guns in the night put you under a sheet.
Can’t love no one ’cause he’s on the run.
Sleeps in the alleys, wakes by the sun.
Listen to the sirens, thinkin’ they’re for me.
It’s a lonely life for Grand Master B,
Yes, A lonely life for Grand Master B.